Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia Wilde
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boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
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a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
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projects at the end of the school year
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I’ve been laughing for 45 minutes
for christmas my mom got me a shirt with something i said to her when i was really hungover once on it.
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
[preschool teacher voice] sticks and stones may break my bones but…. [preschool student voice] chains and whips excite me
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IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT
WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES
It sounded like i was saying ‘PATRICE’ in a french accent to be fair
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i don’t think anyone actually asks Pitbull to be on their song he just kinda joins in like the awkward single third wheel friend we all know
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