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thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

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lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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laughhard:

Walked into the computer lab, and saw this.

laughhard:

Walked into the computer lab, and saw this.

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officialpigeon:

give me a he’ll yeah if ur blogging on mobile

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totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

now that we met one another
it’s clear we deserve each other

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haile3:

What’s actually at the end of a rainbow.

haile3:

What’s actually at the end of a rainbow.

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hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

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