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thatfunnyblog:

Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?


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GUYS SERIOUSLY 
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G U Y S
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dogs99999:

My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system

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horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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ebrodiva:

possibly the best headline ive seen all month

ebrodiva:

possibly the best headline ive seen all month

Reblogged from A Lively Fisting
killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

killbenedictcumberbatch:

benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth

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genderoftheday:

genderoftheday:

Todays Genders of the day are: Toad ready to party, and Toad very excited (with his legs showing)

I am officially replacing the male/female gender binary with this. You’re either a Toad ready to party or a Toad very excited (with legs showing).

genderoftheday:

genderoftheday:

Todays Genders of the day are: Toad ready to party, and Toad very excited (with his legs showing)

I am officially replacing the male/female gender binary with this. You’re either a Toad ready to party or a Toad very excited (with legs showing).

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fancypancakes:

you cant come back from that

fancypancakes:

you cant come back from that

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hellabloggin:

fileformat:

who is she

tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate: 8.9

hellabloggin:

fileformat:

who is she

tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate: 8.9

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tokomon:

Suzanne is so important

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